Welcome to my incredibly unnecessary website
I bought a domain because I had random Skrill balance and poor impulse control.
Why does this site exist?
Excellent question. Nobody knows.
But now that you're here, you have no choice but to respect the hustle.
This is a legally questionable amount of silliness for one domain.
Warning: this website may contain elite nonsense
DO NOT WATCH 🎬
Seriously. Do not watch this.
Unless you feel spiritually called to press play.
This is the normal video player version. You can play, pause, skip, mute, whatever.
Autoplay cursed footage 🌀
This one starts by itself like a suspicious 2009 website.
It is muted at first so your browser doesn't freak out.
This one autoplays, loops, and still has controls so you can stop it whenever you want.
Secret forbidden cinema 🚪
This video is hidden in plain sight.
One of the floating leaves knows the truth.
Certified facts
I own internet property now.
This domain cost less than a bad snack.
This site has no business being this dramatic.
Yet somehow, it goes hard.
Gallery of questionable decisions
Absolute cinema
Me pretending I planned this
Financial decisions were made
If this page loads, that means I successfully put a house on my internet address.